he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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