Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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