STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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