idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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