I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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