no. you can't hotbox the world.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
