Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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