what if I'm pregnant?
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the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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