he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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