maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize