Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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