problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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