Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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