Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
