so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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