I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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