that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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