We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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