Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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