maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
