the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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