Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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