I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
