pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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