Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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