Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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