What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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