Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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