Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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