It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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