I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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