I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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