when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
your like the ambassador to my penis.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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