I puked a lego.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
operation have a gay friend backfired
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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