i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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