I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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