Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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