You're my little dorito
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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