he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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