I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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