I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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