And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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