is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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