Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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