Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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