your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
worst night to have a conscience
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
