is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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