plz talk dirty to me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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