It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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