I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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