I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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