I'm really into asian looking animals
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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