hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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