You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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