Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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